The Centurian's Servant and the Cliff Diving Swine

Bible dramatization that makes one praise God.....Don't loose out on writing like this: Thusly, that was to become the moment of absolute obediance to His calmest commands, the oinking time when those satanic epiphanies would offer Christ no arguments whatsoever, and the grunting period when those vile spirits would instantly head towards the Almighty's most angry whirlpool of wasted animal life. For after Jesus said “Go..” that legion was immediately gone to wreak havock within those hairy and stalky beasts. And within but a moment of a moment's moment that maliciously attacked heard of pigs shrieked like no get out, as Elam briefly passed out like the stalest air was just kicked right out of him. And as those slimy spirits of Satan's legion invaded those cloven-hoofed pigs, the beady eyes of those unclean beasts bugged right out. Then their curly tails seemingly stiffened right up, as if some kind of rigor mortis had just beset them. Even their long snouts received the short end of those foul demon's sharpest fangs, sticking it well to those porkers like they were about to be roasted over hell's hottest flames. Forthwith began the charge of the infested, the cruelest run of death, and the pot bellied moment when their insides were all set to bust loose. 'Twas also the beginning of the swift end of those domestic big-headed animals of the other white meat/ And those who had been feeding those swine would be greatly horrified at the things happening. And they were fated to flee into Gadara to tell everyone what kind of craziness was stirred up. Even the Lord's disciples had never heard such a heart-wrenching commotion; For doomed beast, after doomed beast, all of a sudden began fighting real hard amongst themselves, bumping, biting, head butting, and generally creating war amongst themselves.