Defunct: Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie

George is a bewildered zombie. He "wakes" to find himself in a battened-down coffin. He isn't sure he likes it very much. These are the humorous memoirs of an indecisive elderly man, who returns to this world as a zombie after his soul dithered too long over his body in the operating theatre in which he died. Incarcerated in a Dover detention centre for the recently resurrected, he strikes up unlikely friendships with two twenty-somethings and an elderly woman whom he knows only as "The Queen". Together, they set off on a journey across Kent in a bid to rediscover their humanity.