Act I Scene V: A Vampire's Tale

Victor has just died and, with seven other spirits, is looking in on his straight neighbor, to whom, along with his godson, Lucas, and present lover, Martin, he told about his former lover, John, who was a vampire. What confuses the neighbor even more is that Martin reveals that John was his own great-grandfather. Victor and company want to make sure that the neighbor does not go off the deep end. The neighbor’s wife seduces him into telling her what Victor had revealed in the hospital before he died. Now, she too, has some problems. After all, every one knows that vampires don’t exist, eh?