Don't "Bleeping" Do That: How NOT to Manage a Small Business

This is a ‘Not To’ book and not a ‘How To’ book. The book is full of dark humour and describes the pitfalls that small business owners should avoid while building a business. It discusses the interesting relationships between the owner and his family, employees, customers, suppliers, and the taxman. The owner’s character and personality traits are discussed extensively. Some of the topics are: • Pillow talk. Don’t get ideas ! • Stubbornness. Dammit man! • Innovators. Stow them away • Consultants. Virgins giving sex classes • Loneliness. Get a good friend • Two business plans. I must be mad • The security of yourwife. Do you want food tonight?