Professionally Speaking: I was only joking

To begin with this book is not about professionals in the strict sense of the word. It is also not an essay about professions. However, it has something to do with professionals though, but as the subtitle suggests it is treated from a humorous angle. They are statements or one liners spoken by or about professionals in a funny way. E.g., Speech Therapist: "Speak now or forever hold your peace". Magistrate: "Don't court trouble". There are also statements spoken by or about characters from fairytales. E.g., Snow White: She is championing the cause for little people. As it can be seen from the above, it is basically a pun on words meant to be witty and funny. There is something in it for everybody's enjoyment.