Biff and Buster - a Tale of Two Pirates

           This is a story, in rhyme, about two pirates, Biff and Buster,

           who argue about the spoils of plunder. 'Though treasure aplenty

           was stored in a chest, they fought over who should have the

           best.'  They couldn't agree on the colour of the sea; whether it

           was blue, or whether it was green.   They argued about every-                     

           thing, and wrecked their ship in the ensuing fight, over who

           was wrong  and who was right.  Marooned on a lonely island,

           Biff and Buster finally understood the value of friendship, and

           the foolishness that led to their demise.