The Scandalous Ecstasies of the Statuesque Sensationalists

When the faded Australian 1960’s girly-pop idol Jill St. Brandelis accepts the flirty-eyed advances of a passionate London fan, tabloid dishonor and two fatalities are the shocking upshot of their wretched romantic misadventure. The outrageous particulars behind the appallingly sensationalist tabloid headlines are blushingly recounted in candid detail by Jill’s still remarkably beautiful big sister, the fabled 1960’s pop culture icon Pill Strathspey.