Too Rich and Too Thin, Not an Autobiography

Pack your bags for Texas to meet the strangest family since that little Chainsaw Massacre incident. Psychologist Jessica LeFave will be your guide, but she isn't your usual shrink, and though her wisecracking lawyer buddy will try to keep out of trouble, he won’t be able to save you or himself. Jessica’s psychiatrist husband has been murdered, she believes, by a patient with a secret. Thus, when the former patient and matriarch of the Jackson clan, Bernice, is found with a stake in her chest, Jessica jumps at the chance to profile the family and the case. The son is an addict, and his homely sister, suddenly married to a gorgeous stranger, is on a death-wish eating binge. Jessica quickly learns that the matriarch, despised for producing wildly successful, soft-porn versions of treasured historical events, had taken her obsession with seeing herself as young and beautiful beyond any psychotic dream.