How Not To Get Married: A rather fine Bridezilla

The top seven things I wanted to do with my life... 1. Meet ‘The One’ 2. Convince ‘The One’ that I’m not a mentalist 3. Get him to propose before he finally figures it out 4. Have best wedding EVER 5. Live happily ever after on post-wedding high 6. Have attractive female child who I can regale with tales of ‘mummy’s big day’ 7. Re-evaluate my priorities What human people are saying about this book... “This is a SPLENDID book and made me laugh so much I leaked. Feel free to use that quote on the cover, Rach…” My Editor “I had a lovely day out” Grandma “What do you MEAN you didn’t enjoy your wedding?” Mum “Who are you and why do you keep talking to me?” Mother at school gate “I did not enjoy this book” Sister “What do you MEAN you didn’t enjoy our wedding?” Husband “If I’d written a book it would have been much better” Anon