Eating Ice Cream in Armageddon V: Cold Fusion

Waseem, a truck driver endowed with wisdom from aliens, is given a mission that explains the details of the beginning of World War III Also featuring: Fainting Girls: An epidemic of fainting girls leaves a doctor baffled. Comments from Critics: "Absolutely Vulgar" - Autistic highschool student "You should not publish this story. It is offensive. It will cost you your career. If you want your works to be taught in high schools, then absolutely do not publish this story" -Bisexual girl