How to Sex Your Snake

June Nash can't catch a break.

All the poor girl wants to do is jump in a hot tub and soak away the crummiest trip of her life, but an urgent text sends her to a house with a room full of blood, where her twin brother Dewey is the prime suspect.

And that's not good. Famous people and handcuffs are a terrible combination. Networks tend to fire first and ask questions later. Thankfully, the sheriff is sleeping with their mom.

When he agrees to keep the arrest off the books for 48 hours while he investigates, even after June accidentally decks him, the reluctant adventurer stumbles onto a clue that will clear her brother's name. If only she can get to a phone.

Desperate to deliver the evidence, June hooks up with her arch nemesis as they dodge creepy crawlies, gangsters with a grudge, and The Dewzers, her brother's unhinged hardcore fans.

Stuck in the worst misadventure of her life, it's a race against time with the outcome leaning heavily toward a blast-I'm-going-to-die kinda weekend.