Not Getting Enough

Kristen married the handsome millionaire attorney.

Unfortunately for her, Lucas was the poster boy for erectile dysfunction. Stress, disinterest - who knew? But Kristen knew she wasn't getting any - at all.

The creepy older neighbors across the street were always smiling. But that Walmart employee with the earring was so cute. Would a bigger toy make the difference? Surely Kristen could find relief somewhere.