The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks: Over 1,000 Raunchy Rhymes

Grossly irreverent and far from politically correct, the humor in these X-rated jokes is equaled only by their amazingly clever wording.

The limerick form is complex,
Its contents deal mainly with sex.
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgin's,
And a wealth of erotic effects.

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A girl with magnificent tits,
When dancing would wiggle her hips;
A wonderful flirt,
She'd lift up her skirt,
And exhibit her sensuous lips.

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The nipples of young Miss Hong Kong,
When excited were twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover,
Who was pained to discover
She expected no less of his dong.