Zombiewood Weekly: The Celebrity Dead Exposed

A PAPARAZZI-INSPIRED COLLECTION OF AMERICA'S BAD AND BEAUTIFUL--IN THEIR UNDISGUISED, ZOMBIFIED EXISTENCE. IT'S THE INSIDER SECRETS OF ZOMBIEWOOD

Supermodel hacks off dead flesh to drop extra pounds

Pop star's baby bulge explodes,showers crowd with decomposing innards

America's favorite "Friend" on prowl for new beaus and fresh brains

Celeb super couple can't get enough of each other--turn to cannibalism

Diva's munchie mania ends in tragedy for husband's hot dog

Parody zombie news and pics of everybody's fave celebs:

• Paula Abdul
• Christina Aguilera
• Pamela Anderson
• David Beckhmam
• George Clooney
• Simon Cowell
• Miley Cyrus
• Johnny Depp
• Clint Eastwood
• Lady Gaga
• Hugh Hefner
• Audrey Hepburn
• Elton John
• Angelina Jolie
• Lindsay Lohan
• Mike Myers
• Bradd Pitt
• Julia Roberts
• Donald Trump
• Kanye West
• Oprah Winfrey
• Tiger Woods

Zombiewood is a work of parody in book format. not affiliation with, and no sponsorship or endorsement by, the celebrities who are parodied in this work is claimed or suggested.