Yawn!: Bedtime Reading for Insomniacs

Tired of counting sheep -- or rather, not tired enough? Insomniac Ellen Sue Stern shares over forty antidotes to the night owl's blues in yawn!, a tranquilizing compilation of the driest of dry reading material. From Elvis's tortuously tedious letter to Nixon to the coma-inducing drone of passenger flight safety instructions, this nightstand anthology hits harder than a Valium the size of a brick. With over seventy-five mind-numbing exercises for the especially restless, such as splitting hair ends, calculating tips, and charting your dietary fiber quotient, this soporific sleeper is an insomniac's dream come true!