Dot in the Universe

DOT thinks she's perfect, with her small nose, pink skin, and blonde hair. But now she lives on Abalone Avenue, with a husband who chases swordfish and porn stars. And she has a rather icky Fatal Flaw. And the universe just doesn't give a damn! So DOT decides to End It All. Will death be fast? Slow? Or will it be embarrassing? Despite her valiant suicide by tea cozy and a jaunt to the morgue, DOT wakes up...