The Patrol

"PENTAGON - Truth is stranger than fiction. Today the Pentagon revealed that a nine man patrol, reported missing while on a training mission in North Carolina on March 19, had, according to all forensic evidence available, somehow been transported back in time. This forensic evidence as described in great detail by Dr. Simon Hurtz suggests that five bodies found were identified as members of the missing patrol through their dental records. Multiple tests confirmed that death had occurred between 140 -150 years ago. Other bodies discovered nearby were confirmed to be those of confederate soldiers, based upon analysis of the remnants of uniforms clinging to the corpses. Neither Dr. Hurtz, David Hack, the President's national security advisor nor any scientist they had consulted with could explain with any rationality how this could have happened. The National Weather Service did confirm that a lightning event, well beyond the scope of normalcy, occurred at the time and place of the patrol's last known position."