There Was a Young Man from Nantucket: 1,001 Lewd Limericks Guaranteed to Amuse and Offend

 Of limericks rare. Each selection

 Will run for five lines, 

Contain marvelous rhymes— 

Detailing sex acts of subtle complexion. 

Some readers may think that it’s crude 

To offer for sale what is lewd 

But if you’re offended 

By what is appended, 

We’ll say what you are; you’re a prude!