Satyr Wars: A Naiad Hope

When Enya's brother Jack is kidnapped, the young naiad and a ramshackle team of rescuers find themselves on the run from zombie elves and are soon forced to confront the dreaded Black Matron of Death.

With the help of a cowardly vampire, an elf prince, a band of rebels, and a magic lamp, Enya will stop at nothing to defeat the Black Matron and bring Jack home.

Early Reviews

"There is nothing more savory than a book I can really sink my teeth into. Satyr Wars has just the right mix of satire, humor and delicious Star Wars parody. Take a bite and see for yourself." ~ Dracula, 4.5 Stars

"Oh, I must say, if you love Star Wars and you love high fantasy as I do, as all good little creatures do, [Satyr Wars: Episode IV - A Naiad Hope] is a great way to enjoy both at precisely the same time ... A terrific read from beginning to end." ~ Mr. Tumnus, 5 Stars

"I stole a copy of this book from an annoying and pesky little fawn. It wasn't bad. But I have to say that I am far more evil than that matron person. You should visit me instead. I have Turkish Delight..." - Jadis*, 1-Star (and that was a stretch.)

*The publisher initially did not want to post the last review, however the decision not to be turned into stone overshadowed our better marketing efforts.