OZ'isms: a tourist's guide & a giggle, Australian 'fun'etic slangwich

'g'day mate' Youz all know what that means, right? So why, ya reckon, do youz need this little black book?Aussies speak English, don't they? Bloody oath! But hang on a tick, no one's gunna tell ya you'll need a translator! So, if you wanna sound like a 'tru blu dinki di Ocka' (that's a real Aussie to you) & for the 'silly buggers' (the clowns among us) who wanna 'av a good old 'cackle' (laugh) or just for those of you who want a 'deadset rippa' (absolutely fabulous) little souvenir to take home with ya this one's for you! Go on, get into it & give it a go u mug!!