A Lonely Pigeon

THE AUTHOR TWENN TIFFREY (AKA R. PATRICK WOOD) WAS BORN IN SOUTH EAST LONDON IN THE MID-SIXTIES. TWENN TIFFREY WAS CONCEIVED IN 'MADNESS' DURING THE EARLY TWO THOUSANDS AND WAS BORN SOME YEARS LATER.
A LONG GESTATION PERIOD INDEED!
THE BOOK PRICE REFLECTS THAT WHICH THE AUTHOR WOULD PAY FOR A SIMILAR WORK. IF YOU THINK IT'S DEAR THEN YOU SHOULD BEG, BORROW OR STEAL A COPY.
THAT DOESN'T HELP THE AUTHOR OF COURSE BUT IT'S DEFINITELY WORTH A READ SO HEY, DO WHAT YOU MUST!
NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE AUTHOR HAS NOT NOW RETIRED AND IS NOT NOW LIVING IN A FARMHOUSE IN SURREY WITH THEIR LIFE PARTNER OF FORTY YEARS AND THEIR TWO RED-SETTER DOGS, CAIN AND ABEL. THE AUTHOR DOES NOT HOLD A DOCTORATE IN PHILOSOPHY AND NEVER STUDIED AT CAMBRIDGE OR WAS A MEMBER OF THE FOOTLIGHTS, MENSA, THE ROTARY CLUB OR THE LIBERAL CONSERVATIVE LABOUR PARTY.
YOU CAN FOLLOW THE AUTHOR ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AT # . . . NO, HANG ON . . . YOU CAN'T FOLOW THE AUTHOR. SORRY ABOUT THAT. FOR THE KINDLE VERSION OF THE BOOK JUST GO TO . . . WHAT? THERE IS NO KINDLE VERSION OF THE BOOK? OK, NO KINDLE VERSION OF THE BOOK. APPARENTLY IT'S AN OLD FASHIONED KIND OF BOOK, WITH TURNY PAGES THAT GOES ON A SHELF OR TABLE OR SOMETHING.
LOOK, IT'S RADICAL I KNOW BUT HERE'S AN IDEA. JUST PULL OUT A TENNER, CASH, AND BUY THE BLOODY BOOK. IT'S GOT A GREAT COVER IF NOTHING ELSE!