The Adventures of Bastard

Bastard Rupert Adams is the world's first genetically engineered human and the brainchild of Doctor Straveskov, an alcoholic and lemon curd obsessed Bulgarian Scientist. The Adventures of Bastard tells the story of his journey through life: his friends, his enemies and his lovers. Designed to be the world's greatest ever curling player, Bastard will find himself as the only person left standing between the free world and a totalitarian regime so strange, that no one could have anticipated it. Our fate is in his clawed, erogenous zone covered and ginger haired, hands.

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