Geometry Flu

Is it an earthquake? The walls stretch and lean, but this is no tremor. Michael's house has snapped into the shape of a parallelogram. Outside, his hair turns to spikes, and two kids ride past on perpendicular bikes. When his skateboard wheels become trapezoids, he sprints to the doctor for help. But there's nothing the doc can do for geometry flu.

Michael's reality unravels until a blind man offers a hand and suggests Michael ask the readers at home for some help putting his shapes back in place.