The Cancer Sutra (PagePerfect NOOK Book)

There is one, unequivocal fact about cancer: the earlier you detect it, the greater the chance of treating it successfully.

But let's be honest: You probably don't check yourself for cancer nearly as often as you should, nor have you probably committed enough of your body's intricacies to memory. (Particularly in this self-conscious era of ours, where we'd likely rather forget what was staring back at us in the mirror and why it was sagging so much.)

So we began to wonder: If we're not going to be so good at checking our own private bits, maybe we'd much rather check someone else's.

Introducing The Cancer Sutra. The world's first Kama Sutra designed to help you look for early signs of cancer — on someone else. Thirty-two positions, covering a range of partnerships (male/female, female/female, male/male), spread out between four types of cancer — skin, breast, testicular, and prostate.

It should be noted that this book is not by any stretch of the imagination a replacement for a doctor. Get yourself checked regularly, check yourself regularly — and, of course, check your partner.

As many times a night as you can manage, preferably.