Crap Dad

‘I drink too much, my toilet looks like a bomb site and I eat crisps for breakfast. I’m not fit to be someone’s father.’

When Paul meets Marie outside the headmaster’s office it’s hardly love at first sight. More like, ‘What you playing at you frigging psycho?’ And when the two teenages find out Marie is pregnant, things get a little dicey. But hindsight is a wonderful thing, and as a grown up Paul waits to meet his children for the first time it’s time for some serious thinking.