In Praise of the Fuller Figure

To call this collection ‘verse’ is a misnomer, obverse, reverse, converse, adverse or diverse, maybe. Raised on a diet of ‘The Goon Show’, it’s a Square world’ and the ‘Goodies’, the author has permitted this mix to ferment between his ears, then added the scribbling from a thousand lavatory walls to produce a work of nonsense that must rival the very best edicts that the European Parliament can offer... and at least his rhymes!