Ooh La La!: How to Be Infuriatingly French

A witty and humorous look at the charms and foibles of being perfectly French
 
The French might make it look easy, but being French requires a fine balance of aloof confidence, an innate sense of superiority, joie de vivre, and doing everything with style. Then, of course, there are the basics to get to grips with, such as the fact that the customer is always wrong, why it's OK to let your dog do its business in the street, why waiting in line is not necessary, and why French cuisine is undeniably the best in the entire world.