The Life And Times Of His Lord And Ladyship

Timothy, teenage son of His Lord and Ladyship, won't eat anything but chips. One day, following his mother's warning, he turns into one! Not wanting him to feel alone, his parents buy the winner of the biggest potato competition at the local fete and gorge themselves silly until they, too, turn into chips. The family move to Dorset and take up residence in the model castle in Corfe Castle village. Amazing adventures follow, including encounters with a mad monk, a dinosaur, ghosts, pirates, aliens and more.