Any Excuse!: How to Get Out of Doing Absolutely Everything

With the perfect specific excuse for every particular thing that no one wants to do—from dishes to going to work, this is an indispensable guide to shirking
 

It's not that you can't do it; you just don't want to do it! We all try and wriggle out of boring chores like washing up or taking the trash out, but what about the bigger things, like going to work and being a proper responsible grown-up? This guide has those situations covered. How to get out of washing up:  "My goldfish died last week and that piece of carrot floating in there just made me think of him. *cry*" How to get out of going to work: "I did a gig with my KISS tribute band last night and I’ve just discovered I’ve run out of makeup remover." How to get out of being designated driver: "Most people make words out of the registration numbers in front of them, I just make pictures. *squint*" Indulge the big kid in you and arm yourself with this indispensible guide to avoiding.