Kids' Klangers: The Funny Things That Children Say

A compulsive compendium of hilarious quips and quotes from children
 
On Love: "You get shot with an arrow or something, but it's not meant to be as painful after that."

Reciting The Lord’s Prayer: "Our Father which aren't in heaven . . . Halloween be thy name . . . Deliver us from e-mail."
 
The world is a confusing place—especially for little ones—and their innocent observations and questions can often be side-splittingly hilarious. They can also be a tiny bit embarrassing if you're, say, behind an elderly gentleman at a busy checkout and your little angel loudly asks you, "Is that man all wrinkly because he's been in the bath too long?"