Really Crap Jokes

Want to break the ice, shake up the atmosphere, or just make an idiot of yourself? Pull one of these stinkers out of the hat and you'll be certain to leave a lasting impression—though not a very good one

Q: Why did the lifeguard have to save the hippy? A: Because he was too far out, man.

Q: What did the policeman say to his stomach? A: "You're under a vest!"

Packed full of groan-worthy jokes, hilariously bad riddles, and crap-tacular facts—for example, that 81 months of constant farting by one person will produce the same amount of energy as a nuclear bomb—this unfortunate book of all things cheesy and disgusting is perfect for the practical joker, or creepy uncle, in anyone's family.