Dog Wit: Quips and Quotes for the Canine-Obsessed

Witty quips and wisecracks about man's best friend

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."  —Groucho Marx

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."  —Rita Rudner

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."  —John Steinbeck

When getting hot under the collar and dog-tired from a hard day at work, this fetching collection of quips and quotes about man's best friend is bound to have readers howling with laughter in no time. They'd be barking mad not to love it!