So You're 60!

You might be 60, but at least you've still got it—though you might have to ask someone younger what "it" happens to be these days

Your life may now consist of sleeping during sex instead of after it and going to more funerals than weddings. On the bright side, you can get away with making no effort whatsoever to lose weight. And all those charities you gave to—it’s payback time!