Gareth Cliff on Everything

"Some people think it is a very bad thing to have an opinion on anything. Blend in, don't make too much noise, just be happy with what you know and do. I can't do that. Gareth Cliff

Gareth Cliff likes to shoot from the hip. Whether on air or judging a trembling Idols contestant, he is always quick with a point of view. In Gareth Cliff on Everything, Gareth throws caution to the wind and writes about all those subjects that make him glad, sad or simply mad.

• Cows? The perfect steak-making machines

• Tarts? Good to have around, even if there is no conversation to be had

• Our President? A bargain-bin, most-things-to-most-people, least offensive compromise

• Nigella Lawson? She's gotta go before there's an orgasm on set

• Ancestor worship? Outdated and primitive

• Death? Hey, we've all got to go sometime?

• Children? No thanks, only when I have my own

• The British Empire? Sorry, it's fallen

• The Pope? You better read about it.

Want to know more? Dip into Gareth Cliff on Everything - it will engage, enrage and derange you all at once."