Knocked Up: Head Trip of a Pregnant Chick

This book starts with a bang and not the loud- what- just- blew- up BANG. It was more of the Holy-crap- the- stick- is- pink BANG! How did this happen? It was a mystery ready to unravel. The nausea; must be the flu. The weight gain; must be the Holiday Smorgasbord. Wait, this shirt doesn't fit; are those MY BOOBS?! This must be a cruel joke of Mother Nature. No more Aunt Flow but, wow, these puppies are big!

KNOCKED UP?! How about knock me out and tell me when it's over; like in about 18 years. First child, I could not read enough books and people could not buy me enough. That is why this book is for all of those wondering what really goes on in that first time pregnant brain.

Nobody warned me about this change in life. Puberty, that's a change. College, that's a change. Marriage was the change to end all changes. This wasn't just a life change but a future change in life! Nothing will ever be the same, not my hips, waistline, boobs or sleep. This huge change all occurred in 30 seconds. Follow the unknown path that many women have taken wishing they knew what to expect.

KNOCKED UP: Adventures of a Pregnant Chick.