Pirates, Swashbucklers and Buccaneers of London

Then come along to Pockmarked Pete's Pirate Open Day at the Sweaty Armpit in Tobacco Dock, London. Successful candidates can expect: A royal okey dokey from Queen Elizabeth I (provided you bring her back lots of loot); No more toothache (in that you won't have any teeth left); Riches beyond belief; A unique lavatorial experience; An early retirement (on account of being stabbed, shot, thrown overboard or hanged).