Crap Dad Jokes

Following hot on the humorous heels of The Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement

What do you call a decomposing whale? Moldy Dick. And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in this book. This is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol' dad. Crammed with 1,000 jokes that will make your silly dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day and your dad. Because he's worth it.