Dead Cat Bounce

The tale that American Psycho might have been, had Bret Easton Ellis been born a Jew in North West London, and had Patrick Bateman escaped to Israel before his first kill

The protagonist is just your average deeply unpleasant North London Jewish supremacist coke fiend with a (disputed) borderline personality disorder, a city trader-turned Mossad agent and Guardian journalist. His plan is to do the obvious: drop out of university; hang out in North West London taking lots of coke; gamble away his trust fund; get a job as a city trader; get involved with share fraud, drug dealing, and a pregnant shikse; flee London to become a Mossad agent embedded in Israeli Defense Force—and wait for the shit to hit the fan.