F**k Cupcakes and F**k Baking

Savor your revenge on all things sweet by saying no and rising up against world cupcake domination! Once upon a time, human beings existed solely on a diet of raw meat, fruit, and vegetables. Those days are over. Now we are a society of sweet tooths, sugar fiends, and muffin tops hell bent on finding our next fix of freshly baked deliciousness. Well, it has to stop, before we reach bursting point! This book is an antidote to the current love of cupcakes, bake-offs, high-end patisseries, and cupcake boutiques as well as the constant deluge of baking programs on television and the sickly-sweet websites and blogs that just make you want to throw up. Chock-full of funny quotes, facts, stats, and trivia to help lower your cholesterol as well as tickle your funny bone, this pocket-sized slice of pastry-related propaganda will help you to rise up, take sweet revenge and say "f**k you!" to cupcakes and baking.