More Embarrassing Dad Jokes: Because Dads Don't Know When to Stop

What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.
Why doesn’t Santa let his helpers drink beer? Because it’s bad for your elf.
Why hasn’t anyone ever stolen a canal? They have too many locks.
Why was six unhappy? Because seven eight nine.

You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, More Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favorites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh—or, more likely, a groan—with Dad.