Bandits, Bank Robbers, and Three Smoking Hot Bananas

This here is a novel laced with diabolical deeds, heroic intentions and unbelievable events. Festooned with dastardly characters, the plot reeks of misadventures and daring exploits and contains so many twists and turns that you will be left gasping for breath as you try to keep up. Egged on by his two nephews, Tag and Cal, old Albert Grunge concocts a devious plan that he thinks will ultimately result in a well-earned slice of revenge on the corrupt councillors of Moan-and-Groan-upon-Sea. Armed with a frightening array of stupidity, thievery, an incontinent dog called Spot and a large bag of bananas, can old Albert find a way to succeed against all odds?