Things That Are Village: An Alternative Guide to the Countryside

Before we dive into the deep pool of nonsense that is Things That Are Village, it is essential we offer some guidance as to what the term “village” actually means.

Here is your starting point:

vil•lage [vil-ij]

adjective

Something that is amateur, old fashioned and deemed ‘somewhat unexpected’ in modern society.

Note. It must have a certain adorable quality about it too!