Punk Off!!!

Hey! What up? I was on my way to getting a full ride at Stanford, right? But then they busted me for cheating on a test, and I lost my scholarship. and that sort of ended that. Then, by accident, I learned that I was adopted! Plus, my birth mother was Queen Bea, leader of the 1980s punk band Swarm. So I became one of her roadies. Read my book and find out the rest of the story.