Misunderstood

My name is Walter. I am 16 years old, overweight and full of zits. I wear nerd glasses and a plastic pocket protector. Sometimes the bullies squeeze my flabby breasts and say, "Put on a bra! Your boobs are bigger than my girlfriend's!" Something really bad happened in school this morning, and I want to get even. I'm bringing my dad's handgun to school for some "show and tell" they will never forget...