Almost N0 Calories - The Ultimate Crash Diet

It's not exactly a dire emergency (well, maybe it is). Nothing fits! You can't zip up the dress you want to wear for that upcoming gala that everyone's talking about. And the store has a gorgeous dress but it is one size too small.

It's time for action. Now is your time. Time to lose those extra pounds…and fast.

You need the ultimate crash diet, and Almost N0 Calories is the ultimate, ultimate crash diet.

We're so not into heavy in any sense of the word, so laugh along with us as you diet our way to thin, maybe even skinny. Your couch-potato self will be thrilled with our exercise program: no sweats, no gyms, no moaning, no groaning. No prepackaged food programs or weekly meetings.

Grab a glass of colored water as you toast yourself to find your inner, and outer, thin.

Before starting this diet, be sure to check with your physician or health care provider. You might also want to check with your astrologer.