Fantasy Football for Winners: The Kick-Ass Guide to Dominating Your League from the World's Foremost Fantasologist

Sick of never winning a fantasy title? Then stop complaining and do something about it. Incorporating groundbreaking statistical analysis, graphs, illustrations, and impressively large words like “impressively,” Fantasy Football for Winners gives you the tools to dominate your league year after year until you are too senile to care.

Learn earth-shattering solutions to brain-shattering quandaries such as:

• Neutralizing the adverse impact of injuries

• Executing favorably lopsided trades that appear fair

• Keeping your family on the other side of the house on game days

Do quarterbacks perform better after a loss? How accurate are popular Web site player rankings? Fantasy football championships begin with diligent research, insightful analysis, and reading this book. Too busy? Too schmizzy. If you have time to poop or pick your nose, then you have time to transform your fantasy life via Fantasy Football for Winners—the award-winning-seeking fantasy tome that belongs on every bookshelf in America, preferably in front of other books.

So gain a permanent edge on that turd in Accounting, and start making all of your fantasies come true . . . one player at a time.