Quentin's Problem

What's a pirate student to do when he must pass the Piratish Exam, but he can't say "Arrr"? Quentin the Quick must figure out a clever way to pass the test, so he comes up with a fantastic, wonderful, crazy idea. It's not the truth, but it's not exactly a lie... But it backfires, and now Quentin must walk the plank. Hungry sharks wait below, ready to feast on a pirate lunch. Can Quentin save his skin and his pride before he becomes a shark snack?