Dr. Chuckle's Two-Puns-A-Day Perpetual Calendar

Do you celebrate Ballpoint Pen Day? How about Particularly Preposterous Packaging Day? Elicit guffaws among your family and friends from January to December with this perpetual calendar, which pairs original puns with a full year's worth of strange and wonderous holidays.

Dr. Chuckle's second book of humorous wordplay will tickle your punny bone - but take heed: Dr.
Chuckle prescribes a two-pun-per-day maximum. Exceeding this limit may cause serious side effects, including, but not limited to: increased ditziness; pleasure headaches; barred stools, swollen knows and billiards secretions. You have been warned!