Mucumber McGee and the Lunch Lady's Liver

In a dismal old schoolhouse down by the sea,

there was a young boy named Mucumber McGee.

Lunch had begun, and was nearly complete.

Would there be any food for Mucumber to eat?

Alas, not a hot dog, not even beef stew,

only a plate full of brown, lumpy goo ...

Originally published by HarperCollins in 2008, The Lunch Lady's Liver is the second book in the Mucumber McGee series.