You Can't Teach a Duck

A little known fact is that you can’t teach a duck. At least you can’t teach a duck the usual things like telling a joke, singing a song, driving a car, flying a kite, dressing for Halloween, riding a bike, playing a drum, baking a cake, sailing a boat, or even reading a book. But, you can teach him one thing. What could that be? You’ll have to read the book to find out.

Delightful, rhyming words tell the tale and tickle the heart along with bouncy, bright and happy images. Every child can add his or her own ideas as to what you can’t teach a duck!

This is a rib-tickling, rhyming bedtime story/picture book about using common sense, with over 30 adorable illustrations, for beginner readers, ages 2-7.